DM: And there is the pond, here.
Garth: I care most about the area under the planks and the pond.
DM: Well, uh. The only thing you see under the planks is stale fetid water, and inside the pond, you see a giant floating frog corpse about five feet in length.
Rachel: Is in intact?
DM: Fairly intact, yes. It's in the water? So you would have to, I don't know, either get in the water or pull it towards you in some way.
Rachel: How far into the water?
DM: Well, the whole pond thing is maybe 25, 30 feet across, So 10-12 feet?
Rachel: I bet we could throw, what do you call them? One of our grappling hooks.
Garth: Do we want. . . a frog corpse?
Rachel: Well we might be able to figure out how the frog died.
Jordan: Did the frog corpse have anything on his person? Or is he just a naked frog.
DM: Well, all you see is just the belly of a frog that's about five feet long. And only just parts of it, because it is kind of floating in the water.
Jordan: And it's obviously dead?
DM: Well it doesn't look alive no. You don't normally see frogs like that, lying like that, upside down and not moving.
Jordan: Ok, Can I use my quarterstaff?
DM: Not your quarterstaff, it's about 7' long.
Rachel: All right, I take my grappling hook, with a rope and try and throw it out there.
DM: Ok, you can grapple the frog. It makes a thicking *plctch* sound as it hits the water and your rope goes into it. I mean it's standing water because it's separate from the river and you can hook the frog and pull it towards the shore which you do. You now have a frog corpse near the shore.
Jordan: Is there anything on the frog corpse.
DM: When you check the frog corpse --
Jordan: I check it with a rock first, by the way. Hit it with a rock from 20' away.
DM: That is going back in time, so let's be careful about that.
{Simultainously}
Rachel: I already hit it with a grappling hook.
Garth: Yeah, I don't think it --
DM: We are done with the introductory sections --
Garth: I check the --
DM: Now we are in the full-on player skill holding you to your word section.
{End Simultaneous}
DM: What exactly are you guys doing to the frog corpse.
Garth: Try to pierce it with something. Does it look bloated?
DM: Ok. It is fairly easy to pierce it with anything you wish. What are you doing?
Rachel: I'm looking to see if there are any kind of wounds.
DM: You do in fact see, near the lower stomach of the frog that there are these vagina like gashes all over like it has been stabbed possibly with a spear or a short blade. The interesting thing is, these wounds look like they've puffed out at the edges, like they are ragged.
Garth: Don't get stung by wasps.
Rachel: Are they in a pattern?
DM: They are in a pattern of randomly being stabbed.
Rachel: So it's not like teeth marks?
DM: No, no no no.
Garth: it would be reasonable to assume that something came out of the frog?
DM: That is reasonable.
Garth: Don't drink the water. Let's um. . . {Short discussion about some other topic from earlier}
Rachel: Should we slice him open and see if we find any of the dead things that crawled out of him?
Garth: Maybe some of them didn't crawl out. Sure, why not. Spear tip.
Jordan: What are you doing?
DM: Who's doing what? {Silence} Oh, yeah? Who's doing what?
Rachel: It makes me nervous when he says that. It makes me want to back away.
DM: We're done with easy mode. We're onto hard.
Garth: With you guys nearby, with a spear tip I want to score the belly of the frog.
Jordan: I'm standing back while he does that.
DM: You score the belly of the frog.
Garth: Hoping it's rotted. Weakened.
DM:It doesn't bleed. It's dead flesh. It's like when you cut dead flesh.
Garth: Ok. Cutting a little bit harder, I want to--
DM: Ok, so like you're {simulates cutting motion} trying to cut, open a frog, from five and a half feet away, using a spear, how easy would that be to do, you think? I'm asking, I don't know.
Garth: Dead frog flesh is not leatherly.
Jordan: and it depends on how sharp the spear is.
DM: Ok, you are able to make a cut in the frog. Now the frog has those wounds plus a cut.
Garth: Lifting it a little bit. Do I see any motion.
DM: You don't see any motion. It's hard to see at the end of the spear anything other then disgusting frog guts.
Rachel: Where's your sun-rod?
DM: It's not cause it's dark, it's because it's all disgusting frog guts.
Garth: Let's stop everything and run a dissection.
Jordan: Fair enough. You're better at dissecting stuff alchemist, go for it.
Garth: Yeah, this is gross, I don't want to do it. Let's uh, leave.
Rachel: Ok. Moving right along.
DM: You're leaving the frog --
Garth: Footloose and fancy free.
DM: with a cut in it on the side of the road.
Garth: Sure.
DM: Ok, what are you guys doing now?
And thus ends the tale of how the body of the gnome Hyusi-bigglebag and his magical sword (among other valuable possessions) killed by a giant frog who swallowed him and then died from his repeated dagger stabs was never discovered. The body was later eaten by a Grue.