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"I don't usually inhabit a 10' x 10' room guarding a pie. But when I do, it's in an ironic and performative spirit."
"Why do I have exactly 2000 copper pieces? Because that's how much they paid me, no more, no less."
"Why yes, I *do* just sit in this room all day and wait for you to kick in the door."