On the Pretensions of Orcs

This morning's post brought to you by the pretentious orc.



3 comments:

  1. "I don't usually inhabit a 10' x 10' room guarding a pie. But when I do, it's in an ironic and performative spirit."

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  2. "Why do I have exactly 2000 copper pieces? Because that's how much they paid me, no more, no less."

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  3. "Why yes, I *do* just sit in this room all day and wait for you to kick in the door."

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