On Interesting Treasure, Wooden Snail

This delicate wooden carving is of a snail. It is obviously elvish in origin.

It will fetch a handsome price at market, however any elves you run across when you mention that you wish to sell it respond only with an arched eyebrow.

You don't give a second thought to what the fae aren't telling you. . .

Gold piece value 800 gp.

1 comment:

  1. In elvish culture the snail is a potent, sometimes vulgar erotic image. Offering to sell one unsolicited is akin having some filthy urchin loom out of an alley at you, open his trenchcoat to display a few outdated issues of Smutt Monthly, and lear, "Hey mister! Wanna buy some poooorn?"


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